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The Robin & Brian Puppets visit Scitech

 

The Robin Ince & Brian Cox puppets went on an excursion to Scitech in Perth, an interactive science museum for kids.


Brian - But why can’t I have any candy floss?


Robin - r - Because last time we took a toffee apple to CERN you went and dropped it right in the middle of the large Hadron Collider


Brian - Oh yeah.


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Brian - But where are we going?  Will it be wonderful?


Robin - Yeah we’re going to Scitech aren’t we, to find out about science and technology!


Brian - Ooh I love science and technology.  Muons and gluons and tuppenny b -

 

Robin - SHUT UP! 


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Brian - Look Robin!  Mountains!  Oooohhhh…


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Robin - Right, now I’ve got a hair from Brian’s brush I can find out what it’s truly made of.  Human?  Hmmmm.


Hang on, this is human hair at all!  This is the hair, of a martian!  Pretty, pretty martian.


Oi, Brian, what are you up?


Brian - I’m gonna do the waggle dance when I get home so everyone will know where the best wine is.  Diddy diddy dee..


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Brian - Look at us like Thelma and Louise, going so fast!


Robin - Yeah, thanks science.


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Brian - That was amazing but the one thing I don’t know is, are you sure this is my voice


Robin - Of course it’s not your voice, we can’t afford to use the real you.  You’re too expensive.


Brian - why am I so expensive, because I just make it all up.  It’s not true about the little parti - Oh.  Oh dear.  Bye, bye telly.



Real Brian - Ha ha ha ha, sorry about this.  It’s very good.


That’s enough.





Our thanks to the good people at Scitech