The Robin & Brian Puppets visit Scitech
The Robin Ince & Brian Cox puppets went on an excursion to Scitech in Perth, an interactive science museum for kids.
Brian - But why can’t I have any candy floss?
Robin - r - Because last time we took a toffee apple to CERN you went and dropped it right in the middle of the large Hadron Collider
Brian - Oh yeah.
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Brian - But where are we going? Will it be wonderful?
Robin - Yeah we’re going to Scitech aren’t we, to find out about science and technology!
Brian - Ooh I love science and technology. Muons and gluons and tuppenny b -
Robin - SHUT UP!
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Brian - Look Robin! Mountains! Oooohhhh…
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Robin - Right, now I’ve got a hair from Brian’s brush I can find out what it’s truly made of. Human? Hmmmm.
Hang on, this is human hair at all! This is the hair, of a martian! Pretty, pretty martian.
Oi, Brian, what are you up?
Brian - I’m gonna do the waggle dance when I get home so everyone will know where the best wine is. Diddy diddy dee..
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Brian - Look at us like Thelma and Louise, going so fast!
Robin - Yeah, thanks science.
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Brian - That was amazing but the one thing I don’t know is, are you sure this is my voice
Robin - Of course it’s not your voice, we can’t afford to use the real you. You’re too expensive.
Brian - why am I so expensive, because I just make it all up. It’s not true about the little parti - Oh. Oh dear. Bye, bye telly.
Real Brian - Ha ha ha ha, sorry about this. It’s very good.
That’s enough.
Our thanks to the good people at Scitech